HELLO OUT THERE
Nice to see you.
"What's new with me?" OHH, so happy you asked!
Welllll...For the last few months I've been on tour (Alaska 😀👍 they have reindeer sausage! 😟👎) prepping for my new comedy special, and working on a couple new films that are due out later this year.
We've also been working on a new little home for the web. I was hoping you wouldn't mind if I went all grandma-style by pulling out my scrapbooks (yes they have glitter on them) and sharing a few memories, past and present.
Thanks for laughing at me...I mean, with me.
P.S. Remember to stay positive, follow your dreams and keep self-examining...even if it's just breasts.